$14.00
29 in stock (can be backordered)
Looking for a heavy-duty matte lip balm that actually performs outdoors? Harry Bastard Lip Armour is engineered for blokes who work hard — tradies, farmers, hikers, and surfers. Handcrafted in Tasmania in a generous 22g tin — nearly double the size of standard balms — using a higher concentration of pure Tasmanian Beeswax blended with Rice Bran Oil, Shea Butter, and Avocado Oil. It forms a tough physical barrier against gale-force winds and scorching Australian sun, drying to a clean no-shine matte finish. No parabens. No petroleum. No gloss. Just serious protection for serious conditions.
Serious Defense for Serious Conditions This isn’t skincare — it’s armour. Harry Bastard Lip Armour is engineered for the outdoors, providing a tough physical barrier against the harshest Tasmanian elements — from gale-force winds to scorching sun.
The No-Shine Matte Finish The biggest problem with standard lip balms? They leave you looking glossy. We formulated Lip Armour to have a stealth, matte finish. It absorbs quickly and leaves zero shine — full protection without looking like you’re wearing gloss.
Heavy-Duty Ingredients We start with a higher concentration of pure Tasmanian Beeswax to create a harder, longer-lasting seal, blended with Shea Butter and Rice Bran Oil — fast-absorbing oils that penetrate deep to repair cracked skin without leaving a greasy surface residue.
Built for the Grind Whether you’re working on the farm, hiking the Overland Track, or riding in the wind, this tin belongs in your pocket. Natural protection that works as hard as you do.
| Specification | Detail |
|---|---|
| Product Name | Harry Bastard Lip Armour – Heavy-Duty Matte Balm |
| Net Weight | 22g Tin (nearly double standard lip balms) |
| Finish | 100% Matte — No Shine |
| Price | $14.00 AUD |
| Key Ingredients | Tasmanian Beeswax, Shea Butter, Rice Bran Oil |
| Full Ingredients | Beeswax, Shea Butter, Coconut Butter, Olive Oil, Avocado Oil, Rice Bran Oil, Vitamin E |
| Total Ingredients | 7 — All Natural |
| Artificial Ingredients | None — 100% Natural Formula |
| Parabens / Petroleum | Free From Both |
| Best For | Tradies, Outdoor Workers, Hikers, Surfers, Farmers |
| Conditions | Wind, Sun, Cold, Dry Heat — All-Conditions Formula |
| Made In | Tasmania, Australia |
| Beeswax Source | Own-Farm Hives — Port Sorell, Tasmania |
Harry Bastard uses a higher concentration of hardened Tasmanian Beeswax than standard balms, creating a tougher, longer-lasting physical barrier. At 22g it’s nearly double the size of most competitors. It dries to a 100% matte finish — no shine, no gloss — making it the only serious choice for men who work outdoors.
Seven 100% natural ingredients: Tasmanian Beeswax, Shea Butter, Coconut Butter, Olive Oil, Avocado Oil, Rice Bran Oil, and Vitamin E. No parabens, no petroleum, no artificial preservatives of any kind.
The regular Beeswax Lip Balm is a 12g daily-use balm with a softer, more nourishing formula. Harry Bastard is a 22g heavy-duty tin with a higher beeswax concentration for a harder seal and matte finish — purpose-built for harsh outdoor conditions. Different tools for different jobs.
Yes. Rice Bran Oil is rich in Vitamin E and Omega-6 fatty acids which actively repair dry, cracked, and sun-damaged lips. Shea Butter and Avocado Oil penetrate deeply to restore moisture without leaving a greasy residue. The beeswax barrier then locks that moisture in against wind and UV exposure.
If you run a retail shop, hardware store, farm supply shop or outdoor retailer, check out our Harry Bastard Lip Armour Wholesale 10-Pack — ten tins with a free countertop display stand and free shipping Australia-wide.
We also have a Wholesale Lip Balm 10-Pack available for stockists.
A heavy-duty 22g matte balm engineered for outdoor work and harsh conditions. Not your average lip balm.
Looking for an everyday option? Try our Tasmanian Beeswax Lip Balm — a softer 12g daily-use balm for all skin types.